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Snark Attack: Dress Code Enforcement

The dress code was instituted to “promote a professional culture at RAHS,” but the enforcement has become so unpredictable it might be safer to just wear no clothes at all.  I have seen students dress-coded by certain teachers when they [...]

Snark Attack Volume 7 Issue 1

Some aviation-related names along the way are an inevitable part of attending Raisbeck Aviation High School, but it’s time we talk about the aviation overkill. The abstract airfoil shape of the building and the matching light fixtures in the [...]

Ground Control Volume 7 Issue 2

There’s this girl I really like, but I don’t really understand the signals I’m getting. Is she flirting with me? Does she hate me? I don’t know. -Confused and Lonely Dear Confused and Lonely, Well, if this is an example of your communication [...]

Ground Control June 2015

Yo Ground Control!   I have a beef with someone at our school, and I want to know how I can get even with them without getting in trouble. Any advice?   From, Payback Patrick.   Payback Patrick!   I am pretty sure that I [...]

Snark Attack June 2015

I think that every single person in this school has had a problem with people in the hallway. Every time there’s a passing period, it’s like the entire school decides to act like an urban thoroughfare for five minutes. Loud, crowded, sometimes [...]

Dr. PAXlove

It all starts after the last year’s PAX Prime ends. You think “Wow, that was pretty fun, I should do it again next year,” and then you go on for the rest of the year, probably not thinking about PAX until sometime around Spring Break. [...]

Summer Dare 2015

I DARE YOU TO… participate in Raisbeck Aviation High Schools 4th Annual SUMMER DARE CONTEST!   The group or individual who submits a photo album or video scrapbook winning the most points gets a pizza party for up to 6 people, including [...]

Ground Control April 2015

Dear Ground Control, I have a problem. I have a friend, well I thought he was a friend, who is just becoming more a jerk. He is ignoring me more now, and I feel as if I am just there as a background person who he talks with as a last option. [...]

Snark Attack April 2015

I know I’m a shark, but I’ve got beef with every single freaking chair inside of this school building. I’d be willing to bet that if somehow the school was plowed over by a runaway train or broken down by an earthquake, not a single chair [...]

Volume 6 Issue 5

  What should I do if someone keeps taking my parking space in the morning? I have a space that I’ve always parked at, and every time I get to school after 8:00, someone else takes it. It really puts a downer on the beginning of my day. [...]

The Socratic Dialogue of the Age-Old OS Debate

Cast: Stevius Jobs William the Gatekeeper Linusis Torvaldis Chorus ENTER Stevius Jobs, William the Gatekeeper, and Chorus Inside the basement of one of their parent’s houses, the smell of stale Doritos and old Mountain Dew fill the air. William [...]
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