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RAHS students’ opinions on Donald Trump

“I think Trump is what the country needs to save America and make it better at life and make America great again.” Michael Alden “If I wanted to kill myself I’d jump from Donald Trump’s ego to his IQ.” Nathan Simmons “If Donald [...]

Snark Attack: A rant on the constant rescheduling of the bus routes

It’s the end of the day. Everyone’s exhausted, and sixth period is dragging along. You can’t help but daydream about going home. The walk, the drive, the bus ride…Oh wait… Surprise, surprise! Route 42 riders are now going to be riding [...]

Ground Control: Tough love and the point of going to college

Dear Ground Control, What’s the point of getting into college, working and being a millionaire if we all die? What’s the point in life? What is the secret to life? -Quarterlife Crisis   Well, assuming you even graduate, maybe [...]

Snark Attack: The bashing of the evac chair

Imagine you’re in in the midst of a school emergency. The alarms are chiming just loudly enough for you to notice the state of crisis. The voice telling you to leave before you die is giving directions in the most polite and passive aggressive [...]

Ground Control: Grade problems and some complaints

Dear Ground Control, All through my freshman year I knew that I was having a really hard time. My grades were slowly dropping and I was too terrified to tell anybody about it so I lied to my friends about my grades. The same thing is happening [...]

Homecoming and dealing with the introverts

With less than a week left until Homecoming, I’m too scared to ask someone and I don’t think anyone will ask me. What should I do?   Dateless and Desperate     Dear Dateless,   Man up: pick up the remote, turn off [...]

Snark Attack: Dress Code Enforcement

The dress code was instituted to “promote a professional culture at RAHS,” but the enforcement has become so unpredictable it might be safer to just wear no clothes at all.  I have seen students dress-coded by certain teachers when they [...]

Snark Attack Volume 7 Issue 1

Some aviation-related names along the way are an inevitable part of attending Raisbeck Aviation High School, but it’s time we talk about the aviation overkill. The abstract airfoil shape of the building and the matching light fixtures in the [...]

Ground Control Volume 7 Issue 2

There’s this girl I really like, but I don’t really understand the signals I’m getting. Is she flirting with me? Does she hate me? I don’t know. -Confused and Lonely Dear Confused and Lonely, Well, if this is an example of your communication [...]

Ground Control June 2015

Yo Ground Control!   I have a beef with someone at our school, and I want to know how I can get even with them without getting in trouble. Any advice?   From, Payback Patrick.   Payback Patrick!   I am pretty sure that I [...]

Snark Attack June 2015

I think that every single person in this school has had a problem with people in the hallway. Every time there’s a passing period, it’s like the entire school decides to act like an urban thoroughfare for five minutes. Loud, crowded, sometimes [...]
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