04252018 Headline:

The Apocalypses Happened…

 

Ground Control Illuminati Confrimed

Dear Ground Control, Truth or dare? Sincerely, Curious   Dear curious, Interesting question you pose. Okay, if you really think about it, truth is 5 letters, or is 2 letters, dare is 4 letters. 5 + 2 + 4 = 11. There are eleven players on [...]

Ground Control Stress and Kazooooooo

Dear Ground Control, I am struggling under the pressure of junior year so much that the few days where I get my homework done and I’m able to relax, I feel even more stressed about everything. What can I do? Sincerely, Forever Stressed   Dear [...]

Ground Control Christmas and College

Dear Ground Control, I am a senior and everyone around me seems stressed out over “college apps.” I’m afraid of sounding dumb to my friends but, what’s a “college app”? Sincerely, Confused (but not) in College   Dearest Confused, Ah, [...]

Ground Control TOO MUCH PUMPKIN

Dear Ground Control, With autumn comes everyone’s least favorite Starbucks drink: the Pumpkin Spice Latte. Recently, I have noticed that it doesn’t end there. IT’S EVERYWHERE. Pumpkin spice this and pumpkin spice that. I hate pumpkin spice. [...]

Ground Control

Dear Ground Control, What should I bring to college? I’m confused. Sincerely, Stumped Senior   Dear Senior, I have surveyed every college student I could find on campus, and, after some serious deliberation and very long and difficult [...]

Ground Control

Dear Ground Control, Every time I park my car in the neat striped spot, people yell at me. I don’t understand why people are being so mean. What do I do? Sincerely, Parking Perp   Dear Perp, After much thought about your problem, and [...]

Ground Control – FaceTime and Hangman

Dear Ground Control, My sister is always on FaceTime really loudly with her friends and it’s really annoying, but I feel like it’s rude to ask her to stop. Sincerely, Annoyed and Aggravated   Dear Aggravated, I’m afraid [...]

Ground Control: Going Goth and Looking for Love

Dear Ground Control, After how much I enjoyed the last class colors day, I decided that I like wearing all black. What are your tips to stay stylish while sporting this new goth look? Sincerely, Aspiring Goth   Dear Goth, You’ve come [...]

Ground Control – December 2016

Dear Ground Control, My friends have been using my student ID to print out their school papers. Just a week or two back, two of them printed out 2 full-size SAT practice tests! This is causing me emotional distress. I don’t know what to [...]

Ground Control – 10/17/2016

Dear Ground Control: How can I get my students to take their homework more seriously, not just as a hoop to jump through as fast as they can? Sincerely, Troubled Teacher   Dear Troubled Teacher, That’s not gonna happen bro. Good luck [...]
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