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Snark Attack

Food. It’s more than important. It’s vital. Dealing with the stress of final projects, studying, and all of the other work that’s piled onto the poor devils here can be very difficult, and to add insult to injury, lunch lines that [...]

Ground Control Stress and Kazooooooo

Dear Ground Control, I am struggling under the pressure of junior year so much that the few days where I get my homework done and I’m able to relax, I feel even more stressed about everything. What can I do? Sincerely, Forever Stressed   Dear [...]

Ground Control: New Years Resolutions?

Dear Ground Control, My friends say that having a New Year’s resolution is bad. Is it really? Sincerely, Scared for 2018 Dear Scared, The answer to this question depends on you as a person. Some people could really and truly benefit from [...]

Ground Control: Mr. Mannion

Dear Ground Control, How did Mr. Mannion create chemistry? It’s indisputable that he did, but how? What were his motivations? Sincerely, Curious Chemist Dear Lesser Chemist, Of course our exquisite chem-god — pronounced (Che-em) [...]

Snark Attack WoBBLy sTAiRs

Dear peers, There’s an uprising against us. It’s the main stairway, the anonymous steps that give themselves character when they qUaKe and TreMbLE when one does nothing but step on them. I lose a little bit of hope for my life everytime [...]

Snark Attack Printers

Ok, so the printers are pissing me off again. This time however, it’s not just the machine itself. It’s also the humans that operate these machines that really grind my gears. The printers themselves work off and on, and are never close [...]

Ground Control Christmas and College

Dear Ground Control, I am a senior and everyone around me seems stressed out over “college apps.” I’m afraid of sounding dumb to my friends but, what’s a “college app”? Sincerely, Confused (but not) in College   Dearest Confused, Ah, [...]

Snark Attack Fear of Change

  Snark Attack: Fear Change   To paraphrase one of my favorite quotes: “The only permanent things in this world are change and your inability to deal with it”   Let’s get one thing straight here, people. Everything changes, [...]


Dear Ground Control, With autumn comes everyone’s least favorite Starbucks drink: the Pumpkin Spice Latte. Recently, I have noticed that it doesn’t end there. IT’S EVERYWHERE. Pumpkin spice this and pumpkin spice that. I hate pumpkin spice. [...]

Midspread Answer Key

Sports (of the mind) What is the founding year of robotics team? (2006-2007) What is the founding year of frisbee team? ( 2012) Who coaches the Sci-Oly study groups? (Mr. Mannion) Number of Sci-Oly events? (24) Number of speech and debate [...]

AP scheduling puts a damper on May

With May and AP tests approaching, some of the juniors and seniors of RAHS are tasked with the difficult challenge of taking more than one AP test in a single day.   In fact, junior Izzie Torres, who is taking five AP courses, must take [...]
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